PhilosoFletch

Oh the immortal idiotic words of one Peter Griffin after an extended meaningless rant from a cartoon version of Dennis Miller. rant (noun) - 1 a : a bombastic extravagant speech b : bombastic extravagant language 2 dialect British : a rousing good time Apparently a rant is "bombastic" but is it... Mr. Fantastic? I'm not so sure it can hold up to such lofty expectations. I think the verb form works much better. rant (verb) - intransitive verb 1 : to talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner 2 : to scold vehemently transitive verb : to utter in a bombastic declamatory fashion Nonetheless, Merriam-Webster loves the word bombastic to define a rant. So truly a rant isn't just a long string of what-the-fuck-ever, it must be exciting and bombastic. Otherwise its just someone who won't shut up. Therefore, I will now be adding extra excitement and bombs to every single rant...

A common question when one engages in conversation with someone who is... for lack of a better term, an idiot. I had over 100 posts on here at one point and deleted all the anger. However, I think I may still get angry from time to time so I've allowed this site to stay in existence... who knows what the future may hold. ... so it goes...

Basically just wanted to point out the cryptic snuggie filled image below features Tom Cruise clearly wearing an early 2000's model snuggie. He's insane, and he wore a snuggie before the rest of us even knew the evil existed. That settles it, if you see someone wearing one be sure to run for your life. Always carry a hand grenade, a pistol, a flammable aerosol product, and something to start a fire - just in case. The zombie invasion is real. ... so it goes...

I have something I'd like to say, and its serious. The apocalypse is officially upon us. How can I be so sure? This is how: Over four million sold. Fuckin'... wow. And you people really think W was the worst thing that ever happened to America? He's now relegated to the coveted #2 spot. Well at least the snuggie is versatile, right? I'm gonna go climb in my bomb shelter. ... so it goes.....