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My thoughts on zombies

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In the following days (or weeks - depending on when I get around to it) I will be teaching you how to survive the inevitable zombie uprising. Today, I present for your general knowledge lesson 1 - shelter and lesson 2 - supplies. After you've rounded up basic supplies (weapons, food, clothes, water, blankets, etc.) one should know seek out appropriate housing. What, you ask, is the key to this search? Well I'm glad you asked. Rule #1 - The fewer entrances the better. The last thing you want are zombies crawling at you from 7 different angles. Instead seek out an abandoned military base, prison, or bomb shelter. Even though a high-rise apartment has few entrances THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA - how are you getting out? Jumping or zip lining to a neighboring building? Fine. But what if it too, is flooded with brain eaters? So you see my point on avoiding the high rise apartment complex. One should check that if one entrance is blocked, there is a secondary exit always availabl...