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Hall Pass

Ok so I checked this movie out last night.  A few funny bits, decent flick overall, nothing spectacular.  However it illustrated what all guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt.  Once you are out of college it is 100 times easier for girls to get laid then guys.  Every girl out there has at least a dozen attractive guys willing to fuck them at the drop of a hat.  Every guy wants to fuck at least a dozen different women if they would let him, and the odds that one of them is willing are pretty damn low.  And yet women are the repressed, the overlooked, the disadvantaged?  C'mon.  What girl that is considered a "10" has ever had to work for anything her entire life?  Just be pretty, stay healthy, exist.  You'll make six figures without even trying.  Hell even most 9's don't have to do a whole lot.  That isn't entirely fair of course because some beautiful women are highly intelligent and don't WANT to just get by on their looks, bu...

Fin

Holy shit I'm scared of the end.  What happens to us when we die?  I don't mean heaven, hell, and all of that.  I understand many religions offer up a solution to this conundrum.  But let's all be honest and face the fact that we really have no fucking idea.  Basically we get a blank screen and the power goes out... scientifically speaking.  I am not religious and refuse to pretend to be just because I am suddenly fearful of death.  I'd love to believe we have a soul, energy, or that we just go into a dream state when we die forever... but let's face it... reality says the lights go out and that's that.  Ugh.  This is what keeps me up at night these days... fear. If I died in a few months, some horrible accident or whatever, what it the legacy I leave behind?  Alone. Slightly successful.  Never lived up to his 'potential.'  Slightly out of shape/in shape.  Hell I have no idea... I decided to use this whole "brain puke" t...

Monday

Sexy Four Square That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time, brought to you by the folks at College Humor. Hilarious stuff. Meanwhile I'm listening to Search the City again, "Ambulance Chaser" to be exact. Not sure what it is, I guess all the media hype and advertising that makes us all feel the need to not be alone on this fantastic Monday. Honestly, I don't give a fuck. It has been so damn long at this point I'm just living my life and waiting for love or sex or whatever to find me. Work til 5, WVU game at 7, soccer game at 8, tv shows to watch, makers mark and some ice. What else does one need on a Monday in February? I've tried calculating an answer... but it never works (from XKCD) Useless ... so it goes...